The Agenda?

Okay. So this is the silliest shit I have heard in a long time. Apparently, I have been way out of the loop on an agenda to reek havoc upon society... There are a couple varied lists of to do's that I have found on the internet regarding "the gay agenda." Basically, the way people talk about this agenda, makes it seem as if striving for any form of equality is proof that we're out to get the world. We as in homosexuals... It's a terrible idea created by conservative groups who would not allow equality; and to insure no such thing is granted to me or others like me, they employ ridiculous scare tactics like "the gay agenda."

Let's just get one thing clear... There is no sinister plot for the ruin of all the world via equality for gays.

Hopefully nobody I know takes this crap seriously. I promise I've never recruited anyone. I never hand out fliers scribed "Be Gay Today - I'll Show You How." I'm not rallying kids and doing some kind of voodoo hex to make them gay. Seriously, the ideas that comprise people's idea of a gay agenda are a complete farce. Here's what I want...

1.) Equality
2.) A Family
3.) A beach body all year round

It's nothing sinister. I imagine that a lot of people have a list similar to mine. Maybe some already have a couple of these things, but right now I have none of the above. I am developing a layer of flab that's not so appealing to me (though I only wight 138 lbs). I have blood relatives, but not so much as a significant other that I can bring home to them (even if they would tolerate such a thing). And I damn sure don't have equality. All men are supposed to be treated equally, but I suppose (like happiness) that it involves pursuit. Don't let these assholes make you believe that there's an evil plot afoot. It's just crazy conservative bullshit.