It all started at 5PM when I knocked on my buddy's door. It was time for us to check out on liberty! The plan was to meet at Sexy City where all my my A&W/Pizza Hut co-workers were going to be celebrating, eat some food close by, and then migrate to Shidax for all-you-can-drink karaoke.
We arrive at Sexy City five minutes late and nobody is there... It was 6:05... So we decide to check the food establishments in close proximity to Sexy City to look for our friends. After popping into about ten different places and finding NOBODY, hardly even one person who wasn't the owner of the place, we settle for Ramen. We knew that everyone was meeting at Shidax at 7:00, so we were planning it out to be early, this was we see them walking in. There would be no way for us to miss them.
We made it to Shidax at 6:50. So we wait until 7:15 and nobody shows up. Seriously WTF-mode at this point. I was seriously looking forward to this whole party with these people... So me and my friend decide that we're not going to let this ruin our fun... We get a room for all-you-can-drink for as long as we want... Which is AWESOME...
We proceed to order as much beer as we can drink and sing our asses off...
Once we're shit-faced and can't sing a single note more, we make our way back to base for more drinking and partying. I think I was drinking something with rum in it... I can't be sure, but after this point, I can't recall much. I know I made it to my bed though. I woke up from a crazy dream about Jenna Marbles... like... wtf... WHY IS JENNA MARBLES IN MY DREAMS!?!? I was like "Arn't you in India or something?" and she's like "Nah... I'm in Japan bitch!" Then I wake up horrified that I was dreaming about her... I love Jenna, but no... just... no... Stay out of my dreams!
If my coworkers had shown up, I Jenna would not have crashed my dreams. This is all their fault.
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