Last Night

I purchased a bottle of Sky Vodka and plenty of Red Bull to accommodate my pre-game plans. It worked out swimmingly of course. Honestly, I was almost drunk by the time I got to the bar! This certainly makes it easier on my wallet in the long run.

When I got to the bar, I learn that they're out of Red Bull. This means no more Red Bull & Vodka for me. I must choose something else to drink. KCT's and some other fruity drink. I was drunk enough to pull this one with the bartender: "I like my alcohol like I like my men. Strong and fruity." She laughed, but it could have been one of those "OMG. What a douche-bag." kind of laughs. I didn't care because at the end of it, the drinks were delicious.

So now that I'm good and drunk, playing pool and whatnot, I make a poor decision. It's country song after country song and I'm about ready to pull my fucking hair out. So I go over to the other pool table closest to the jukebox and I inquire who was picking all of this country.

I was directed to a squirrelly guy with glasses. Now, I can't recall exactly how the conversation got this far, but I do remember saying that his country music could suck my dick... Oops... One thing you never tell a country man... is that his music can suck your dick. It's just not nice at all. This guy was seconds away from throttling me with his pool stick.

Realizing that I had offended him, I apologized and carried on. Later he bought me a drink and apologized for getting so upset and we played a round of pool together. He goes on to tell me how he's southern baptist raised and that I'm going to hell. I'm thinking... Great. I probably deserve this from the country music comment earlier.

I learned from this experience that a shit-faced homosexual can quote more scripture than the damning southern baptist. It really wasn't the time or place for this kind of thing so after a few minutes of getting nowhere with this guy, I finished the game of pool and left.

I return to my room and proceed to pass the fuck out... End of story. The moral of it would probably be not to insult the music people listen to, especially when everyone is really drunk... That's all I've got though.